Rented Suit
April 27th, 2010 by John
The suit for today’s angry Christian.
Sourced from: The Sacred Sandwich
Originally posted 2009-11-10 19:07:30. Republished by Blog Post Promoter
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T-Shirt Theology
April 27th, 2010 by John
A matter of life and death.
Sourced from: The Sacred Sandwich
Originally posted 2009-12-07 09:57:19. Republished by Blog Post Promoter
T-Shirt TheologyThe Vatican discovers new sources of revenue?
April 27th, 2010 by John
From the one and only Sacred Sandwich. 
Originally posted 2009-08-30 04:45:32. Republished by Blog Post Promoter
The Vatican discovers new sources of revenue?Ouch…that hurts!
April 22nd, 2010 by John
Here’s a punch that must be painful for some from Sacred Sandwich!
Originally posted 2009-08-11 16:11:07. Republished by Blog Post Promoter
Ouch…that hurts!A Great Gnashing of Teeth?
January 28th, 2010 by John
A preacher of the old school was describing the events of Judgment Day and, of course, he used Biblical phraseology whenever he could.
“Oh, my friends,” he intoned, “imagine the suffering of the sinners as they find themselves cast into the outer darkness, removed from the presence of the Lord and given to eternal flames. My friends, at such a time there will be weeping, wailing and a great gnashing of teeth!”
At this point, one of the elders of the congregation interrupted.
“But Reverend,” she said, “what if one of those hopeless sinners has no teeth?”
The preacher crashed his fist on the pulpit, “My friends, the Lord is not put out by details. Rest assured … teeth will be provided!”
Originally posted 2009-08-06 01:30:08. Republished by Blog Post Promoter
A Great Gnashing of Teeth?14 Ways To Become A Charis-maniac "Christian"
January 16th, 2010 by John
(Post sourced from the One and Only, Da’ Purple Soapbox)
1. Don’t interpret the Bible literally in its historical and grammatical context, but rather through the “in-season” word that comes from in your spirit
2. Forget learning about Church History since you are on the cutting edge of spirituality and everyone else didn’t have it right until 1906 at the Azusa Street Revival and thereafter
3. Neglect going to Bible school since you don’t need doctrine because it divides churches and you can know God by your own personal experience
4. Lay aside critical thinking since it has its place in almost every other aspect of life instead of matters of faith – who needs logic anyway?
5. Be sure to be blindly faithful to the heretical church you attend, since this is the way you can move up to a new spiritual level and be closer to God
6. Never correct your pastor or anyone else who has “spiritual authority” who may be in doctrinal error or moral compromise since you may be cursed by God for “touching the anointed”
7. Insist that you need to always see signs, wonders and miracles in order for you to constantly have faith
8. Whenever things don’t go your way or when something bad happens that you can’t explain because you don’t want to take time to think it through, blame it on the Devil, since everything bad in the world is his fault anyway
9. Whenever someone brings valid and scriptural criticisms against your pet preacher, tell them that they shouldn’t judge and ignore the fact that they may be under God’s judgment for leading people into sin and error
10. Make sure you learn how to speak in the “heavenly language” of unintelligible tongues since you may not be truly saved without proving to people that you can do it
11. When at church, be sure to dance ecstatically, shout to the top of your voice and act in a manner to draw attention from the worship on to yourself – since God doesn’t “move” in a church service without these things happening
12. Be sure to get slain in the spirit every time someone lays hands on you in prayer; you won’t “receive” unless this happens
13. Ensure that you are always in “that place” where you can get secret personal revelation from God that is not revealed and that contradicts Scripture
14. Before you follow any of the commands in the Bible, you need to have “confirmation” from a prophet, intercessor or a rhema word that you sense in your spirit
Sourced from: Da’ Purple Soapbox
Stop Press: Bob’s New Shoes!
January 9th, 2010 by John
A highly acclaimed prophet of God Zod has surprised Christians globally with his latest gift to us all; his talking prophetic shoes!
Our news team were on the case instantly, and pressed Bob for an answer:
“Hi y’all. I was jus’ comin’ back from ma third trip today, to the third heavenly realm of Zambubaa, when I realised my ol’ friend Lucyfoil had gone an’ bought me a new pair o’ deez cool lookin’ sneakers! Anyways, I was just bindin’ a cuppla demons and breakin’ a cuppla curses before my dinner…you knows I like to keep in trim…when dey just started speakin’ to me! Ain’t my Zod amazin’?”
Stop Press: Bob’s New Shoes!Porpoise Driven Life!
January 9th, 2010 by John
Thanks to Lori sharing this over at Faith Defenders forum, I wasn’t sure whether to laugh or cry, or both!
Originally posted 2009-11-13 19:48:04. Republished by Blog Post Promoter
Porpoise Driven Life!